Now Morgan was a Captain, lad
His whiskey quick and his temper bad
And of the crew I'd like to add
Had found his smell amiss
He put upon each shirtless back
A biting and a mournful whack
If e'er the crew began to slack
And think of their lass to kiss
But Morgan, he would find his love
In salted pig or turtle dove
But the cook ignored his push and shove
For at sea there is only fish
Then Morgan in a grumpy rage
Stormed off into the Captain's cage
And in his bed he read a page
From his lass to dispell the dish
They waited till he slept in dream
His girl by waiting the silent stream
The faces of the crew all gleamed
As they gathered around his bed
His dreams turned to a bitter fate
He tossed and turned when night was late
And with a pipe-filled piece of bait
They smote him in the head
To rid them of their aweful woes
The cook awoke and sprang to his toes
With Morgan all the crew arose
To begin their daily due
But for the feasting of the night
A bell rang high at first candle's light
The galley was a splended sight
As their laughs began anew
The cook has slaved away like sin
As all the clouds beagan to spin
A joy ran through the noisy den
For the Captain weren't alone
The main course he had been made to
And on the side a carrot stew
So eaten to the stick and cue
There was naught left but the bone
Now take heed all you sailors young
For of this story you'll be sung
If you decide to take a rung
And follow what Morgan did
And twice to you who tear at meat
If it's the crew you love to beat
Be certain that they'll decide to eat
When you lose the gambling bid
But Morgan he was never found
And all the crew said not a sound
So on the hill they raised a mound
Then put to his tomb a stone
There on the rock they forward claim
That none shall ever curse the name
Be he of Pirate, blind, or lame
A Captain's good through flesh to bone













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"Hi, I'm Teddy the Werewolf!"
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Searching my heart for it's true sorrow
This is what I find to be:
That I am weary of words and people
Sick of the city, wanting the sea.
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"Hi, I'm Teddy the Werewolf!"
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Searching my heart for it's true sorrow
This is what I find to be:
That I am weary of words and people
Sick of the city, wanting the sea.
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